Boring and pervy. Cares only about having sex and being naked. Will bombard you with hundreds of repetitive text messages daily. Broke. Frequent ED. Cooks bland food.
Ah, yes, I consider myself to be an eardstepa because no one is interested in being with me longterm.
It's Scottish Borders slang for anyone who is perceived to be work shy or just plain lazy It seems that in the past people from Earlston must have been deemed as lazy or workshy (don't know why)
At Work : Where's Jock? is he not in the day , no boss he's phoned in sick. What will that be then? Earlston Fever!
He is a great father and is very sweet and kind and he may act all tough on the outside but on the inside he is a cuddle bear and is caring if u are down.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.