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Earnest
Earnest by addison..onie November 8, 2020
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Earnest
He is a sweet loving dad, who helps if you need it acts all tough and cool but in side he is a sweet cuddle bear
Earnest Blowjob
Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.
A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.
A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.
Earnest Blowjob by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017
Earnest the Clown
Earnest the Clown by yeah yeah yeah joseph May 27, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.