eRage
Get the eRage mug.
Coach Eager
Coach Eugene Eager is a legendary high school football coach in the state of Louisiana since 1975. Has won nine state titles and is known for his inspiring speeches and ability to turn boys into men. He loves nudie magazines, free beer, gambling, nudie bars, football, his "smoking hot" wife Tami-Lynn, and causing a general ruckus in the community. He is well known for his catch phrase "GATA!" that is an acronym standing for "Get After Their Asses" which he uses to fire up his players. He is also known for his excessively difficult practices often conditioning his players until they puke or pass out from exhaustion. He will try to win every game by any means necessary and sometimes uses morally questionable techniques in the pursuit of victory. Despite all his success, Coach Eager has remained living at the trailer park he has grown up in down in the bayou of Baton Rouge, Louisiana where he constantly throws wild post-game parties whether his team wins or loses. Although Coach Eager can be a wild man and full of himself at times, he is a legend and well respected in the community.
Player 1: Jesus Christ Coach Eager really isn't going to end practice until everyone of us pukes is he?
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!
Player 2: He's so drunk I don't think he even knows where he is right now, damn he is a real legend, can't wait until the wild bayou party after tomorrow's game!
Coach Eager by HSFootball October 6, 2018
Related Words
Eraser • eraserhead • Eager Beaver • eragon • enragement child • erase • erased • e-rage • eroge • Eagen
I erased time and leapt past it!
Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
I erased time and leapt past it! by You sad human April 2, 2019
Enragement Child
An Enragement Child is a child born out of hatesex with a significant other. Usually, this child is an accident, but not always. This word originated from the fangame 'Five Nights at Fuckboys'.
Enragement Child by UltramanVectis April 9, 2015
If enraged, It's engaged
You have to piss him off before you get any reaction out of him. "If enraged, It's engaged" was coined just for people like that!
If enraged, It's engaged by talk2me-JCH2 January 30, 2021
dream eraser
The means by which thoughts are fleeting. The same mechanism that erases dreams works throughout the day, erasing that which the mind doesn't find important.
His dream eraser made it so he exhibited confirmation bias about the situation. He only accepted that which coincided with his beliefs and rejected that which didn't. These people are hard to convince.
dream eraser by amyra January 4, 2012
INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD
INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD by AuroraMatt April 10, 2015