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What King Crimson says after he uses a bullshit ability that lethally kills Buccarati
Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.
by You sad human April 02, 2019

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A top tier sign of pure boredom. If you have managed to find this, you are 100% confirmed mentally stronger than shaggy.
John: zqxwcevrbtnymuioplkjhgfdsa
Finn: Fuck was that
by You sad human February 04, 2019

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Some fucking idiot named john who steals jokes from other people or if Popeyes says virtually anything funny, he'll repeat the word fifteen thousand fucking times and it becomes stale and unfunny. The only way to stop annoying shitlord scum like this is to beat their fucking face in until they start fucking crying, but they'll likely do that before you throw a punch. In other words, john is a fuck boy who hides behind a paper thin mirage of being a pussy
Popeyes: Herpes
John: No way dude herpes? Herpes? hey guys guess what? HERPES AHAHAHHAHA IM FUNNY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
Popeyes: Shut your fucking mouth you stinky spastic rat looking faggot
by You sad human January 10, 2019

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When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.
John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck
by You sad human February 11, 2019

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when your 1st grade in school and a 9 yr old walks in with a glock
Teacher: Alright kids! Time to go over the ABC's!
Kids: ABCDE
"gunshots"
Kids: fuck
Kids: oh shit abcdefuck haha dies
by You sad human February 01, 2019

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The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.
Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode
by You sad human January 10, 2019

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What the fuck is wrong with you
You: I'm so bored.
You: Oh!!!! I know!!!! I'll just fucking type qazxcdswerfvbnmjhgtyuiklop!
Joey: what the fuck
by You sad human April 08, 2019

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