A guy or gal who is obsessed with eboys or egirls. In the case of the latter, a guy who is ethirsty often has a lot of cash on their hands, and has an addiction for paying for nude pics or vids of every e-girl they see on Tik Tok.
Guy 1: Yo imma bout to pay this chick on Tik Tok $10 for some pussy pics
Guy 2: That sounds kinda sketchy dude
Guy 1: Nah, we're using Venmo which is obviously a totally secure p2p payment service
Guy 2: Still sounds kinda sketchy dude, you must be real ethirsty
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).