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E.S.P.
E.S.P. by Don'tbeacuntallyourlife May 5, 2020
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r.e.s.p.e.c.t
Rubbish. Especially. Someone. Pretending. Exactly. Crap. Time?
Words that dont make sense when yu write them out but when used in a conversation make perfect sense and afterwards everyone can burst into song. R-E-S-P-E-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
Words that dont make sense when yu write them out but when used in a conversation make perfect sense and afterwards everyone can burst into song. R-E-S-P-E-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
james:omg RUBBISH
sam: yea ESPECIALLY her bit
callum: SOMEONE stop her
robert: im only PRETENDING to listen
james: EXACTLY
sam: shes CRAP
callum: whats the TIME?
all:R.E.S.P.E.C.T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
callum: jeez we are better than she is!
sam: yea ESPECIALLY her bit
callum: SOMEONE stop her
robert: im only PRETENDING to listen
james: EXACTLY
sam: shes CRAP
callum: whats the TIME?
all:R.E.S.P.E.C.T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
callum: jeez we are better than she is!
r.e.s.p.e.c.t by alex.x April 4, 2008
E.M.S.P.
E.M.S.P. by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011
I.E.P S.P.T
(Usually shortened to just S.P.T or Special Table), it stands for Individualized Educational Plan’s Special People Table. It is a group of mentally ill, special people who cause chaos, drink mtn dew and play pubg.
Person: “Hey, where did all of the french dictionaries go?”
Other Person: “Oh, S.P.T coloured them with sharpie, then poured Dawn dish soap all over them, then ripped them up and threw them into a black hole.”
The french dictionary as its falling down the black hole: “I.E.P S.P.T forever!”
Other Person: “Oh, S.P.T coloured them with sharpie, then poured Dawn dish soap all over them, then ripped them up and threw them into a black hole.”
The french dictionary as its falling down the black hole: “I.E.P S.P.T forever!”
I.E.P S.P.T by anonymous November 16, 2021
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