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E-bay
Ebay; one of the worlds most common websites.
Don't trust sellers from there if you are buying designer products! Many lie and say they are authentic, but they are not!
Don't trust sellers from there if you are buying designer products! Many lie and say they are authentic, but they are not!
seller: i promise you this louis vuitton alma bag is 100% authentic or your money back!
buyer: yay that's cool! *orders it and spends $1500*
buyer: (recieves package and purse)
buyers friend: ewwwww your purse is a FAAAKEEEEE!!
buyer: no its 100% authentic!!
buyers friend: no its not hun. i know what replicas and knockoffs of louis vuitton look like. you have one.
buyer: but i spend almost $2000 on a fake purse!!!!! and they promised it was real!!
buyer: (goes back to ebay, sends seller an email)
seller: (reads email and deletes) (laughs his head off because he ripped her off)
buyer: *cries for years*
buyer: yay that's cool! *orders it and spends $1500*
buyer: (recieves package and purse)
buyers friend: ewwwww your purse is a FAAAKEEEEE!!
buyer: no its 100% authentic!!
buyers friend: no its not hun. i know what replicas and knockoffs of louis vuitton look like. you have one.
buyer: but i spend almost $2000 on a fake purse!!!!! and they promised it was real!!
buyer: (goes back to ebay, sends seller an email)
seller: (reads email and deletes) (laughs his head off because he ripped her off)
buyer: *cries for years*
E-bay by Kellllllllly July 17, 2005
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