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The "V" shaped skin on the underneath side of a circumcised penis that resembles the curtains of a window.
What is that stuff dribbling down my durtain?
durtain by joeurbandictionary July 2, 2008
Related Words
dzurt • Durty • Durtle • Durt • durtard • durtbag • durtbox • durtch • Daurter • dezurt

Durt McGurt

A nickName for a seemingly innocent person who in actuality is a dirty sex freak
Durt McGurt by Durtcake July 7, 2009
A filthy night out. Once you have a taste for durt, there’s no going back. You will strive to get durtier on every night out. The more drunk and wild the adventure, the greater the durt. Imagine the escapades of The Hangover trilogy movies. Adjective = durti.

As a wise man once said:
“For centuries men have been searching for the true meaning of durt, it has held many names, the holy grail, the source of gods power on earth, the meaning of life, many have ventured on this journey of discovery. Each time a young man along side his trusted brethren had set out for the true meaning of durt, and no matter what the search must never stop. It is our destiny.”STV.
Dear lord I feel awful. Last night was pure durt. Can’t wait to do it again next weekend.
Durt by Seeker of durt July 31, 2019

Durt Da Dur 

To be used when someone is acting with no common sense and with much stupidity.
David, Kevin, and Dan are often found acting like Durt da durs together in their natural habitat...Sometimes they shoot at turkeys with assault rifles out of a bathroom window, often act like busters, and even fuck shit up like peoples fences when they cut down trees.
Durt Da Dur by eightypercent December 15, 2011
We all have this bloke or colleague who is very slow and has a very common name like Joe, John or, for example, Jan.
If you then combine the familiar 'Duurt Lang' with Jan - you get DuurtJan!
Me: Hey, we're still waiting for our coffee!
Jan: I'll be there in a couple of minutes.
Me: DuurtJan!
DuurtJan by Mikkass November 8, 2017
Dirtbag is a sketchy, shady even devious character known to carry out dispicable acts: However, a durtabg is is the lighter side of this. One who is truely a durtbag does these dispicable acts on purpose to amuse both himself and all those around them.
"Did my eyes deceive me or did that Durtbag just stand on the table over there and burn his chest hair as if it were a linty sock?"
durtbag by The Original DURTBAG December 17, 2004
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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