A filthy night out. Once you have a taste for durt, there’s no going back. You will strive to get durtier on every night out. The more drunk and wild the adventure, the greater the durt. Imagine the escapades of The Hangover trilogy movies. Adjective = durti.

As a wise man once said:
“For centuries men have been searching for the true meaning of durt, it has held many names, the holy grail, the source of gods power on earth, the meaning of life, many have ventured on this journey of discovery. Each time a young man along side his trusted brethren had set out for the true meaning of durt, and no matter what the search must never stop. It is our destiny.”STV.

Dear lord I feel awful. Last night was pure durt. Can’t wait to do it again next weekend.

Durt by Seeker of durt July 31, 2019

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Durt Da Dur

To be used when someone is acting with no common sense and with much stupidity.

David, Kevin, and Dan are often found acting like Durt da durs together in their natural habitat...Sometimes they shoot at turkeys with assault rifles out of a bathroom window, often act like busters, and even fuck shit up like peoples fences when they cut down trees.

Durt Da Dur by eightypercent December 15, 2011

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DuurtJan

We all have this bloke or colleague who is very slow and has a very common name like Joe, John or, for example, Jan.
If you then combine the familiar 'Duurt Lang' with Jan - you get DuurtJan!

Me: Hey, we're still waiting for our coffee!
Jan: I'll be there in a couple of minutes.
Me: DuurtJan!

DuurtJan by Mikkass November 8, 2017

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durtbag

Dirtbag is a sketchy, shady even devious character known to carry out dispicable acts: However, a durtabg is is the lighter side of this. One who is truely a durtbag does these dispicable acts on purpose to amuse both himself and all those around them.

"Did my eyes deceive me or did that Durtbag just stand on the table over there and burn his chest hair as if it were a linty sock?"

durtbag by The Original DURTBAG December 17, 2004

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