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A filthy night out. Once you have a taste for durt, there’s no going back. You will strive to get durtier on every night out. The more drunk and wild the adventure, the greater the durt. Imagine the escapades of The Hangover trilogy movies. Adjective = durti.

As a wise man once said:
“For centuries men have been searching for the true meaning of durt, it has held many names, the holy grail, the source of gods power on earth, the meaning of life, many have ventured on this journey of discovery. Each time a young man along side his trusted brethren had set out for the true meaning of durt, and no matter what the search must never stop. It is our destiny.”STV.
Dear lord I feel awful. Last night was pure durt. Can’t wait to do it again next weekend.
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by Seeker of durt July 31, 2019
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More descriptive than the well-known "dirt," "durt" specifically describes the smegma and other assorted debris that accumulates underneath a rug in a home or dorm.
Caitlin and I lifted up the rug to move out and found all this durt we'd missed with the vacuum!
by UCT7 May 04, 2011
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it is like dirt but better you can use it to describe something good or bad
er that be durt like durt is well durt
by thtg September 02, 2005
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(1) the sound a kung fu fighter makes when he hits you


(2) the sound craig mutters when he comes home massively drunk
"Oi micko, watch me punch a hole in this wall... DURT!!!"
by Bruce Hard April 13, 2008
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durt is a word for anything it can be good or bad or the normal dirt chavs like it
'' err yer nose be durt''
by gangsta boi August 16, 2005
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means the good shit the best at everything that that person does.
ere my man ya not ready 4 my durts(excuse me mister im a better geeza than you)
by skitze April 16, 2007
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