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A filthy night out. Once you have a taste for durt, there’s no going back. You will strive to get durtier on every night out. The more drunk and wild the adventure, the greater the durt. Imagine the escapades of The Hangover trilogy movies. Adjective = durti.

As a wise man once said:
“For centuries men have been searching for the true meaning of durt, it has held many names, the holy grail, the source of gods power on earth, the meaning of life, many have ventured on this journey of discovery. Each time a young man along side his trusted brethren had set out for the true meaning of durt, and no matter what the search must never stop. It is our destiny.”STV.
Dear lord I feel awful. Last night was pure durt. Can’t wait to do it again next weekend.
Durt by Seeker of durt July 31, 2019
Words you can keep
More descriptive than the well-known "dirt," "durt" specifically describes the smegma and other assorted debris that accumulates underneath a rug in a home or dorm.
Caitlin and I lifted up the rug to move out and found all this durt we'd missed with the vacuum!
Durt by UCT7 May 28, 2011
Related Words
it is like dirt but better you can use it to describe something good or bad
er that be durt like durt is well durt
durt by thtg September 21, 2005
(1) the sound a kung fu fighter makes when he hits you

or

(2) the sound craig mutters when he comes home massively drunk
"Oi micko, watch me punch a hole in this wall... DURT!!!"
durt by Bruce Hard April 14, 2008
A women chod
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Durt by TGuay November 19, 2007
durt is a word for anything it can be good or bad or the normal dirt chavs like it
'' err yer nose be durt''
Durt by gangsta boi September 6, 2005

Durt McGurt

A nickName for a seemingly innocent person who in actuality is a dirty sex freak
That girl is a Durt Mcgurt
Durt McGurt by Durtcake July 7, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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