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Pronounced 'd-oo-rtch', Durtch is a lost language of the CavaedweelΓ«rs and predates English by six million years. The modern English language was derived from Durtch. In fact, English is a dialect of this ancient language. Original Durch differs from English in that the vowels are pronounced differently. Each Durch dialect forms the basis for English vowel pronunciation.

For instance, in Durtch Deuleect, the English word "you" is pronounced like 'yo-uu'. Whereas in Durtch Ucceent, it pronounced like 'ya-uhh'.
Oh, you speak Durtch? That's amazing.
Durtch by draeder July 1, 2018
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