dylfs
dylfs by BrissaLovesPizza93 July 3, 2010
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delfsbag
The act of calling non-douchebags douchebags in an attempt to cover up the fact that in fact you are a douchebag.
Bob: Look at that guy with the windbreaker vest and the neon pink sunglasses making fun of the blind lady in a wheel chair.
Fred: I know! What a delfsbag!
Fred: I know! What a delfsbag!
delfsbag by Boooyahhhhh September 9, 2010
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dyliston
an insufficiently sized shaft (penis). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.
ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.
individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.
and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.
ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellybutton, and not-quite-adequate.
individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
- intercourse.
- arousing a partner.
- self-esteem.
- popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
- getting any.
and of course, any attempt at performing sexually.
1. my boyfriend and i were about to have sex for the first time. he undressed, i laughed and said, "how do you expect to get laid if you have a dyliston?"
2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!
2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!
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Dylspec
When your mates (or any old fuck-nugget) is being a bit too "rapey" or is using a lack of friendship to make you feel guilty for something you didn't do for him.
"Hey, Hows that guy that jacked off then sprogged on that chicks back at St Kilda Fest... Dylspec."
"Hey man... Remember the other month when I came to your house party and you didn't hi five me straight away?"
"Dylspec>"
"Hey man... Remember the other month when I came to your house party and you didn't hi five me straight away?"
"Dylspec>"
DYFS
Division of Youth and Family Services; it is an organization that aims to prevent child abuse in New Jersey by taking children away from predator parents.
They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.
Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.
It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.
Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
They are responsible for investigating allegations of child abuse and neglect and, if necessary, arranging for the child's protection and the family's treatment.
Basically, they lock away dead beat Dads and send kids to foster homes. If a kid calls DYFS, they come, no matter what.
It is based out of NJ, and for NJ only.
Their Mission Statement:
To ensure the safety, permanency and well-being of children and to support families.
Vrunda: I called DYFS last nite.
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
Rose: Did they come to your house!?
Vrunda: Yeah huh, and they took daddy away for hurting me.
Alyssa: That's why grown men shouldnt whip children, DYFS sends them to JAIL!
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