Dylfuck

To fuck an inanimate object

Hey look at that guy! He's dylfucking that chair.

by Xek November 23, 2013

dysfucktional

lacking the ability to deliver in bed

Victor's wife explained to me that Victor was dysfucktional and asked me to sleep with her.

by Victor,IFuckedYourWife December 31, 2008

Dysfucktional

The state of going one step beyond dysfunctional.

Man, your life has been dysfucktional!

by uzi416 May 1, 2010

Dysfucktional Relationship

A Relationship that is Extremely Dysfunctional, damaging and only driven by sex.

Those two's Dysfucktional Relationship has caused problems with all their friends

by J.Marinaro October 7, 2015

dysfuckery

An on-going event or situation that is beyond dysfunctional and beyond fucked up.

There is so much dysfuckery in this company they may as well close the doors now.

by Coyk June 16, 2018

dysfucktional

The inability for a person / organisation to give one or more "fucks" about the right things.

Related terms: fucktional, nonfucktional

"He's so dysfucktional, why on earth would anyone waste a second Donald Trump's bad Twitter grammar!"

by Fender_Oz September 22, 2019

DelFuck

To engage in sexual intercourse with someone way younger than you, especially if you're a male.

I just found out she's only 14 bro... I'ma delfuck her anyway.

by BenNSyder November 14, 2015