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Dwarfanage 

An Institution that houses dwarves who have been abandoned or whose parents are deceased.
Ted (The Dwarf): I am a young dwarf and I don't know where my parents are...

Dave: Go to the dwarfanage.
Dwarfanage by stanno196 March 8, 2012
Related Words
Aggressively grinding each other while making out.
Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.
derfing by yunglivin September 1, 2019

Dwarftard 

A dwarf who happens to be full blown retarded.
I just saw a dwarftard spray diarrhea directly into his own butt hole.
Dwarftard by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

squeezing a dwarf 

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.
Fabulous BBC Sci-Fi Spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) Following the antics of "Dave Lister," the slob/everyman last human in the universe... "Cat," A pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship's cat... "Arnold J Rimmer" An anal retentive hologram of Lister's dead Roomate... and "Kryten" the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom
" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- Rimmer, Quarantine
red dwarf by Lawrence H. June 10, 2005
He came mid-derf. Must be mormon.
Derf by Noelmiller24 September 13, 2019