dwerf

To tell a good joke really badly

1st person " ...And the rabbi said, I know it"

2nd person "dude, you totally dwerfed that one

by TomReynolds June 9, 2005

Dwarfanage

An Institution that houses dwarves who have been abandoned or whose parents are deceased.

Ted (The Dwarf): I am a young dwarf and I don't know where my parents are...

Dave: Go to the dwarfanage.

by stanno196 March 8, 2012

derfing

Aggressively grinding each other while making out.

Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.

by yunglivin September 1, 2019

Dwarftard

A dwarf who happens to be full blown retarded.

I just saw a dwarftard spray diarrhea directly into his own butt hole.

by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

squeezing a dwarf

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

by not karl marx June 1, 2009

red dwarf

Fabulous BBC Sci-Fi Spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) Following the antics of "Dave Lister," the slob/everyman last human in the universe... "Cat," A pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship's cat... "Arnold J Rimmer" An anal retentive hologram of Lister's dead Roomate... and "Kryten" the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom

" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- Rimmer, Quarantine

by Lawrence H. June 10, 2005

Derf

The act of dry- humping while fully clothed.

He came mid-derf. Must be mormon.

by Noelmiller24 September 13, 2019