dwerf

To tell a good joke really badly

1st person " ...And the rabbi said, I know it"

2nd person "dude, you totally dwerfed that one

dwerf by TomReynolds June 9, 2005

Dwarfanage 

An Institution that houses dwarves who have been abandoned or whose parents are deceased.

Ted (The Dwarf): I am a young dwarf and I don't know where my parents are...

Dave: Go to the dwarfanage.

Dwarfanage by stanno196 March 8, 2012

derfing 

Aggressively grinding each other while making out.

Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.

derfing by yunglivin September 1, 2019

Dwarftard 

A dwarf who happens to be full blown retarded.

I just saw a dwarftard spray diarrhea directly into his own butt hole.

Dwarftard by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing a dwarf by not karl marx June 1, 2009

red dwarf

Fabulous BBC Sci-Fi Spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) Following the antics of "Dave Lister," the slob/everyman last human in the universe... "Cat," A pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship's cat... "Arnold J Rimmer" An anal retentive hologram of Lister's dead Roomate... and "Kryten" the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom

" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- Rimmer, Quarantine

red dwarf by Lawrence H. June 10, 2005

Derf 

The act of dry- humping while fully clothed.

He came mid-derf. Must be mormon.

Derf by Noelmiller24 September 13, 2019