derf

a slang term for dry humping. Involves sexual contact through clothes
Did you get way derfing her last night.
by derfsurfer May 01, 2009
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The face a dog makes when he or she tilts his or her head and looks inquisitive or confused.
I threw the ball and Rover just looked at me like, "derf"?
by smrtpnts December 04, 2011
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The process of: executing a handstand; masturbating during handstand; ejaculating in direction of mouth; regaining post orgasm senses and gracefully avoiding free-falling wad. A professional sport in parts of Oregon.
Did you hear Sunshine Bear died while in the derf last night?

No…how?

His dad caught him in the act and beat him to death.
by Lupus Lavign. July 12, 2006
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Kick-ass cartoonist. Draws & writes 'The City'. Created 'My Friend Dahmer'. Not respected by enough people.
by Raewyn June 15, 2004
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to mess up a word by mispronouncing it.
I un-derfed my cat.
by Underfed June 05, 2010
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A person of unusual agility and skill.
I don't really want to play her. I hear she is a derf.
by 2forme November 13, 2007
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