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Darktard 

A Burning Man attendee who displays their stupidity by lying down on the Playa at night without blinkies or glow sticks to warn art cars and bicycles of their presence.

See also: speed bump.
Burner 1: "Captain Oops was taken to a med tent last night! He was run over by an octopus out on the Playa!"

Burner 2: "Did he have any blinkies on?"

Burner 1: "No."

Burner 2: "What a darktard."
Darktard by Pornj Julius April 30, 2011
fucking dartard
dartard by VFperfect September 27, 2011

dartarded 

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.
I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard
dartarded by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

darttard 

One who lacks skill and etiquette in the game o darts.
Our friend Eric is such a darttard. Most every time he throws a dart he hits himself in the troat.
darttard by M Goldnugget March 11, 2019

durftard 

a dufus retard, commonly known as dumbass
man, that guy is a durftard guys dont need douche bags!
durftard by alzzzzzzz March 28, 2005

dwarflordfiv

did you see that paladin he was so dwarflordfiv.
dwarflordfiv by baby suicide March 4, 2009
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piddlefart

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