dwayner 

penis that is wider than it is long

hockey puck, tuna can

dwayner by Lauryn June 11, 2006

Dwaynesexual 

A straight man who would never be turned on by another man except for DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON.

Bill: This guy touched my ass last night, nothing happened though, cause I'd only let the rock fuck me

Jorge: Yeah man, I'm Dwaynesexual too.

Dwaynesexual by Dwaynethe rockJohnsonfanboyuwu April 19, 2019

Dwayne The Wok Johnson 

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh

Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”

Dwayne The Wok Johnson by The Talibans friend November 2, 2021

dirty dwayne 

The art of bigdicking a females vagina until her walls have collapsed and she is wet and flooded like
Hurricane Harvey..Come get your bigdicking today

Nicole was astonished after she was dirty Dwayned for the first time.Now she is a fan for life..

dirty dwayne by Dirty Dwayne May 21, 2019

Dwayne De Satge 

He is a scary man that will eat you for dinner if you let him. he is like his cousin Ezekiel and likes to flog black kids. Thats Dwanye De Satge for you

Oh no, it is Dwayne De Satge . He will murk us if we don't run away like little children.

Dwayne De Satge by marzy_ February 24, 2020

Dwayne Bowe 

To cum or shit all over someone, a la Dwayne Bowe in fantasy football.

Derek: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Phil: Hell yeah. But that burrito I ate for dinner came back to haunt me. Just as I was about to Dwayne Bowe inside her, I started Dwayne Bowin all over the sheets. The smell was so bad she started throwing up.

Dwayne Bowe by iceman23567 November 17, 2010

Dwayne No Wade Boi

Another way to say “There ain’t no way”

Origin: This came to life by people mishearing duragduke’s pronunciation of “There ain’t no way boy”

Random person: My cat just ate my goldfish

You: Dwayne No Wade Boi. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh. Dwayne No Wade Boi. Chhh.

Dwayne No Wade Boi by N0T_ July 11, 2021