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Dufalingus 

Black Friday 2020 at dicks sporting goods was a breeze...i got two hours of sleep, went hungover and still managed to squeeze a lil dufalingus into my tight hairy Todo list while I was getting paid.
Dufalingus by Roobeer March 28, 2020

Tweedle Duffer

Someone who goes into the jungle gets bitten by a tick or denge bug and catches a 5 day fever AKA jungle fever
I held on to the antibiotics incase I met sombody who would be such a tweedle duffer as to run though the jungle with no bug spray on.
Tweedle Duffer by DemonWeapon April 14, 2017

The Duffy Effect 

When someone befriends the handicapped solely based on the fact that they have a disability. The Duffy Effect involves a person who does not take into consideration that their new handicapped friend may actually be undeserving of friendship.
Katie: "I've always been nice to Ryan, but now he asked me to prom!"

Drew: "The handicapped kid? This is a textbook example of The Duffy Effect! That kid is an asshole anyway."

duffle ass

A white girl with An ass so wide and out of shape that is resembles a duffle bag full of dirty laundry
Shirley over at Applebee’s is such a bitch yo!!
I wanna break my foot off in her duffle ass!!
duffle ass by Hasbeenoncewas May 29, 2018

Duffifie 

To lay a bottle on its side-after drinking its contents-to collect the few remaining drops, which can then be poured (or dribbled) into a glass. Also, to "make the bottle confess"

From Scottish (see John Jamieson's Etymological Scottish Dictionary, 1808). Now obsolete.
Grandpa Tony is always sure to duffifie after finishing his wine, proclaiming, "If it's enough to take a pill with, it's enough for me."
Duffifie by Huisman January 10, 2011
When someone is Dumb and Baffled = Daffled
I showed my boss our new iphone app, she was completely and utterly daffled.

I later heard her regurgitate it to the management team like it was her baby. hey were even more daffled.

I think she managed to look smart. Bitch.
Daffled by tinternet February 17, 2010