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Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
by Roobeer September 22, 2020
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We went searching for places open to eat passing del taco, we were like so over their bean and cheese..next thing you know no joke it was fate and hunger that led us to better our burrito eating experience at freehole..and they use the best wet nap in their public restroom for the freehole when it’s been eating a lil hot peppers..owweee
by Roobeer May 23, 2020
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I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
by Roobeer November 7, 2020
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Get the Pink n big mug.Whenever my pussy’s thirst trap craves quenchin..Mikemayhem is the only fuel in the universe that can light my fire and put it out with his bare cock..me likey so much
by Roobeer April 26, 2022
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I was like jerry beware it’s a smoggy day and the breathing conditions are terrible don’t forget to wipe the soot pipe son
by Roobeer October 24, 2020
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I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle
by Roobeer October 10, 2020
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