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Whenever my pussy’s thirst trap craves quenchin..Mikemayhem is the only fuel in the universe that can light my fire and put it out with his bare cock..me likey so much
by Roobeer April 26, 2022
Get the Mikemayhem mug.Docking is the adhering of two or more flappy skinned cocks stretching over and under the call of duty for optimal climax inside the foreskin walls vip room
I walked in on Jose and leche docking in the bedroom. It looked like a Fifi bag dressed in flesh tone.
by Roobeer March 5, 2020
Get the Docking mug.Freehole is a beaned paste that’s encased behind a skin like shell that barriers the paste to the hole
We went searching for places open to eat passing del taco, we were like so over their bean and cheese..next thing you know no joke it was fate and hunger that led us to better our burrito eating experience at freehole..and they use the best wet nap in their public restroom for the freehole when it’s been eating a lil hot peppers..owweee
by Roobeer May 23, 2020
Get the Freehole mug.A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
by Roobeer November 7, 2020
Get the Hasselhoff mug.Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat
I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle
by Roobeer October 10, 2020
Get the Flap Meat mug.An unfortunate dot of poop transfer that occurs on the thong of a female when she doesn’t properly wipe the feces out her AHole resulting in a poop dot
To my surprise when I was using the restroom I accidentally made a poop dot on my favorite thong..boooo hooooo😡
by Roobeer January 25, 2021
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Todd and Rich were first in line to meet and greet PePe, the maker of MuskHave..he told them if they mud wrestled naked for 60 minutes they would both receive two free trial bottles of MuskHave for their services, they were game!
by Roobeer September 23, 2020
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