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A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one
I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything
by Roobeer November 7, 2020
Get the Hasselhoff mug.Docking is the adhering of two or more flappy skinned cocks stretching over and under the call of duty for optimal climax inside the foreskin walls vip room
I walked in on Jose and leche docking in the bedroom. It looked like a Fifi bag dressed in flesh tone.
by Roobeer March 5, 2020
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I went to Santa Monica beach and thank goodness I remembered my coppertone nose guard I wanted the sea foam teal shade but all they had was eggshell white so I settled on it, safety first and I used my imagination like I was living like Larry
by Roobeer November 7, 2020
Get the Living like larry mug.Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper
On my ten year high school reunion, I was able to reunite with my old bestie Lenny Fry.. and to think I wasn’t gonna go, the second we seen eachother we did our good ole fist bump and it was like we were youngins again
by Roobeer September 27, 2020
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The last time he went down on me, he got his pubes stuck in his front teeth. I didn’t tell him because I thought it was so funny.
by Roobeer March 3, 2021
Get the Pubes mug.Freehole is a beaned paste that’s encased behind a skin like shell that barriers the paste to the hole
We went searching for places open to eat passing del taco, we were like so over their bean and cheese..next thing you know no joke it was fate and hunger that led us to better our burrito eating experience at freehole..and they use the best wet nap in their public restroom for the freehole when it’s been eating a lil hot peppers..owweee
by Roobeer May 23, 2020
Get the Freehole mug.An unfortunate dot of poop transfer that occurs on the thong of a female when she doesn’t properly wipe the feces out her AHole resulting in a poop dot
To my surprise when I was using the restroom I accidentally made a poop dot on my favorite thong..boooo hooooo😡
by Roobeer January 25, 2021
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