Roobeer's definitions

Hasselhoff

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one

I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything

by Roobeer November 7, 2020

Poop Dot

An unfortunate dot of poop transfer that occurs on the thong of a female when she doesn’t properly wipe the feces out her AHole resulting in a poop dot

To my surprise when I was using the restroom I accidentally made a poop dot on my favorite thong..boooo hooooo😡

by Roobeer January 25, 2021

MuskHave

A sensual and flirty fragrance created by man for man, organically!! Because ORGANIC matters..so do MEN!!

Todd and Rich were first in line to meet and greet PePe, the maker of MuskHave..he told them if they mud wrestled naked for 60 minutes they would both receive two free trial bottles of MuskHave for their services, they were game!

by Roobeer September 23, 2020

Mikemayhem

A pig boi who was put on this earth with one sole purpose.. to service my cunt

Whenever my pussy’s thirst trap craves quenchin..Mikemayhem is the only fuel in the universe that can light my fire and put it out with his bare cock..me likey so much

by Roobeer April 26, 2022

soot dick

Jet black residuals produced by a hand, five potential soot fingers, a bic lighter and an apparatus for meth..the perfect concocktion for soot dick

JerJer flipped out on me cuz I used the last Kleenex in his car..I didn’t know what to make of it I figured he was having a bad day it turns out he didn’t want soot dick to transfer onto his brand new white 501 button fly Levi’s..I don’t blame him

by Roobeer October 27, 2020

Pink n big

A succulent pink and gigantic cock that generally lies between a white man's thighs

While I was in deep sleep mode, I was awaken to Frankie's pink n big dangling over my forehead.

by Roobeer March 11, 2020

Soot pipe

The outer residual of black resulting from a bic lighter on a sweaty day and a pipe you smoke ish from

I was like jerry beware it’s a smoggy day and the breathing conditions are terrible don’t forget to wipe the soot pipe son

by Roobeer October 24, 2020