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Black Friday 2020 at dicks sporting goods was a breeze...i got two hours of sleep, went hungover and still managed to squeeze a lil dufalingus into my tight hairy Todo list while I was getting paid.
by Roobeer March 28, 2020
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To my surprise when I was using the restroom I accidentally made a poop dot on my favorite thong..boooo hooooo😡
by Roobeer January 25, 2021
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Todd and Rich were first in line to meet and greet PePe, the maker of MuskHave..he told them if they mud wrestled naked for 60 minutes they would both receive two free trial bottles of MuskHave for their services, they were game!
by Roobeer September 23, 2020
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by Roobeer September 22, 2020
Get the Portobello belt mug.Whenever my pussy’s thirst trap craves quenchin..Mikemayhem is the only fuel in the universe that can light my fire and put it out with his bare cock..me likey so much
by Roobeer April 26, 2022
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I went to Santa Monica beach and thank goodness I remembered my coppertone nose guard I wanted the sea foam teal shade but all they had was eggshell white so I settled on it, safety first and I used my imagination like I was living like Larry
by Roobeer November 7, 2020
Get the Living like larry mug.Docking is the adhering of two or more flappy skinned cocks stretching over and under the call of duty for optimal climax inside the foreskin walls vip room
I walked in on Jose and leche docking in the bedroom. It looked like a Fifi bag dressed in flesh tone.
by Roobeer March 5, 2020
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