Roobeer's definitions

Soot pipe

The outer residual of black resulting from a bic lighter on a sweaty day and a pipe you smoke ish from

I was like jerry beware it’s a smoggy day and the breathing conditions are terrible don’t forget to wipe the soot pipe son

by Roobeer October 24, 2020

Living like larry

A crustaceous rock lobster with very large talons that were meant for pinching underwater tube steaks smothered in waterproof underwear

I went to Santa Monica beach and thank goodness I remembered my coppertone nose guard I wanted the sea foam teal shade but all they had was eggshell white so I settled on it, safety first and I used my imagination like I was living like Larry

by Roobeer November 7, 2020

soot dick

Jet black residuals produced by a hand, five potential soot fingers, a bic lighter and an apparatus for meth..the perfect concocktion for soot dick

JerJer flipped out on me cuz I used the last Kleenex in his car..I didn’t know what to make of it I figured he was having a bad day it turns out he didn’t want soot dick to transfer onto his brand new white 501 button fly Levi’s..I don’t blame him

by Roobeer October 27, 2020

Dufalingus

A dufus with a strong tongue game

Black Friday 2020 at dicks sporting goods was a breeze...i got two hours of sleep, went hungover and still managed to squeeze a lil dufalingus into my tight hairy Todo list while I was getting paid.

by Roobeer March 28, 2020

Mikemayhem

A pig boi who was put on this earth with one sole purpose.. to service my cunt

Whenever my pussy’s thirst trap craves quenchin..Mikemayhem is the only fuel in the universe that can light my fire and put it out with his bare cock..me likey so much

by Roobeer April 26, 2022

Pink n big

A succulent pink and gigantic cock that generally lies between a white man's thighs

While I was in deep sleep mode, I was awaken to Frankie's pink n big dangling over my forehead.

by Roobeer March 11, 2020

Freehole

Freehole is a beaned paste that’s encased behind a skin like shell that barriers the paste to the hole

We went searching for places open to eat passing del taco, we were like so over their bean and cheese..next thing you know no joke it was fate and hunger that led us to better our burrito eating experience at freehole..and they use the best wet nap in their public restroom for the freehole when it’s been eating a lil hot peppers..owweee

by Roobeer May 23, 2020