Roobeer's definitions

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some
Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

by Roobeer October 10, 2020

Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

by Roobeer September 22, 2020

Hasselhoff

A caramelized chiseled exterior and a full head of locks, the sexy wimper snapper who starred in the Knight Rider and took it in the butt on Bay Watch episode #11 season one

I went to the movies to watch Spongebob out of water and to my surprise one of my favorite actors was in it as a human surfboard Hasselhoff..and I do believe he may have played as a long board and he had the lifeguard look with a copper tone white smudge on his sniffer and everything

by Roobeer November 7, 2020

Mikemayhem

A pig boi who was put on this earth with one sole purpose.. to service my cunt

Whenever my pussy’s thirst trap craves quenchin..Mikemayhem is the only fuel in the universe that can light my fire and put it out with his bare cock..me likey so much

by Roobeer April 26, 2022

Docking

Docking is the adhering of two or more flappy skinned cocks stretching over and under the call of duty for optimal climax inside the foreskin walls vip room

I walked in on Jose and leche docking in the bedroom. It looked like a Fifi bag dressed in flesh tone.

by Roobeer March 5, 2020

Living like larry

A crustaceous rock lobster with very large talons that were meant for pinching underwater tube steaks smothered in waterproof underwear

I went to Santa Monica beach and thank goodness I remembered my coppertone nose guard I wanted the sea foam teal shade but all they had was eggshell white so I settled on it, safety first and I used my imagination like I was living like Larry

by Roobeer November 7, 2020

Freehole

Freehole is a beaned paste that’s encased behind a skin like shell that barriers the paste to the hole

We went searching for places open to eat passing del taco, we were like so over their bean and cheese..next thing you know no joke it was fate and hunger that led us to better our burrito eating experience at freehole..and they use the best wet nap in their public restroom for the freehole when it’s been eating a lil hot peppers..owweee

by Roobeer May 23, 2020