duffer

a complete idiot

you are acting like a duffer dude.

by Wasif September 1, 2003

duffer

someone who did something stupid or made a stupid mistake

kid cries: "awww mummy i fell over!"
mum: "aww its alright you silly duffer!"

by thurgoona April 21, 2010

duffer

A poor golfer who continues to play often even though he can't hit the ball

Look at that duffer; he's already taken 8 strokes on the hole.

by Dan Stearns June 9, 2005

duffer

The Designated Ugly Fat Friend found in a group of girls out on the town. She may be a Cockblocker unless your group of guys has someone drunk enough to take her attention away from ruining your night.

"Hey Joe, you take care of the DUFFer so I can get to the hot one."

"Dude, why do I always have to do that?"

by Cretin March 26, 2004

duffer

duffer - the designated ugly fat friend

why do all the hot girls hang out with duffers

by andrew January 11, 2005

duffer

Any person who has grey hair; Any person who spends 5 minutes stepping off a curb; Any person who can't, for crime's sake, drive faster than 25 miles per hour anywhere.

Holy Shiite! I almost ran into that dang duffer. He can't even see over the steering wheel, let alone the speedometer! Take the bus! Crime!!

by Gemilie August 17, 2006

duffer

TV remote

Pass us the duffer luv this programme's crap.

by Becca August 16, 2003