duckstraction 

The command given to a bird dog when retrieving water fowl(foul)

Damm old blue , he’s getting to old for duckstraction

duckstraction by anonymous May 3, 2024

dickstruction 

A rapid/aggresive movment from the penis in one of the many orfices of the human body.

After being locked up in prison, Kevin knew there would be pure dickstruction at the first sign of a hookup.

dickstruction by Andypal September 7, 2010

dickstraction 

Having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.

"I would be writing my paper in my boyfriend's dorm room, but he's such a dickstraction!"

"Jane didn't stay true to her boyfriend Johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many dickstractions around campus... sorry Johnny."

dickstraction by Maggie Mead December 13, 2005

DICKstractions 

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

DICKstractions by Wolfany January 19, 2021

Drunkstraction 

When a drunk person distracts everyone and is oblivious to what is actually going on.

While teeing up at the tee box on the golf course, everyone was quiet except for the drunkstraction person who was talking loudly and being obnoxious while fumbling for their balls.

Drunkstraction by Kymbr August 29, 2010

Deucestraction

The sound you make when you or someone you know is dropping a deuce and you want to cover any disturbing sounds that may escape them.

“Todd gave me a great deucestraction by humming ‘Sweet Caroline’ in the bathroom just now”

Deucestraction by Raminos March 8, 2020

dickstraction 

When one likes a man so much they can't give "it" up too soon. In order to maintain the "pure" image and still meet their sexual needs, they indulge in meaningless sex on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.

I hope you didn't sleep with him yet!?" "OMG I want to do him so grossly but I can't cause I like him too much! Thank God for my dickstractions or I would've commited virginal suicide by now!

dickstraction by VanessaMelissa October 6, 2010