Drunkstraction 

When a drunk person distracts everyone and is oblivious to what is actually going on.

While teeing up at the tee box on the golf course, everyone was quiet except for the drunkstraction person who was talking loudly and being obnoxious while fumbling for their balls.

Drunkstraction by Kymbr August 29, 2010

Drunkstation 

The art of coming home drunk and playing whatever currently resides in your playstation 3 console, whether it be a game, dvd, or blu-ray disc simply to enjoy an end-of-the-night activity before passing out. This usually follows a particularly disappointing bout of drunk-booking.

That girl wasn't on facebook when I got home, so I just laid down and let the drunkstation do the work.

Drunkstation by charlestowntrevor June 3, 2011

duckstraction 

The command given to a bird dog when retrieving water fowl(foul)

Damm old blue , he’s getting to old for duckstraction

duckstraction by anonymous May 3, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008