douchiety 

1. The act of being a douche.

Robert is majoring in douchiety studies.

douchiety by henrietta46 January 5, 2012

douchiety 

Study it. You will get all the chicks for sure.

"I'm studying douchiety at Stanford!"

douchiety by BoobertoBro January 4, 2012

douchetacular 

A spectacular example of a douche bag.

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.

douchetacular by james savik September 10, 2016

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

doucherysm

a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.

Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens

doucherysm by pendergastastic September 8, 2010

Douchetastrophe 

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.

Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.

Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

douchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005