douchiety
douchiety by henrietta46 January 5, 2012
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douchiety
douchiety by BoobertoBro January 4, 2012
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douchiety • Douchiet • douchetard • douchery • douchetastic • Douchetacular • douchetart • Douchetarian • douchetarded • DoucheDyke
douchetacular
douchetacular by james savik September 10, 2016
douchetard
A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.
Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?
douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013
doucherysm
a common yet often preventable medical condition that can occur when a douche is placed in a position that requires thinking beyond the most basic of decisions such as whether or not to get out of bed and what cereal to eat in the morning.
Oh look Jim is suffering from a doucherysm right now. I told him to let the counselor pick his college classes for him, but he never listens
doucherysm by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
Douchetastrophe
A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.
Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019
douchetard
An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
douchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005
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