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Douchiet 

Pronounced doosh-E-A. A guy tank top typically worn by hipsters rather than frat boys. The name originates from the douchey nature of the shirt.
Douche 1: Hey man. Nice douchiet.
Douche 2: Thanks bro. It's made from local organic cotton. Wanna hit up that phoenix concert next week?
Douche 1: No way dude! They're sellouts
Douchiet by mfathi October 5, 2011
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DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.
DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.
DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018

douchetuber 

A phrase originated by Cr1tikal, meaning any YouTuber who uploads content that flexes on the audience, and exploits children for money. These people are the lowest form of humans.
Logan Paul is such a douchetuber, all he cares about is the money.
douchetuber by DuXXDumpster November 26, 2018

douchetacular 

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.
douchetacular by james savik September 10, 2016

douchetuber 

A term coined by Cr1tikal, also known as penguinz0. A douchetuber, in his words, is "someone with no soul, no morals, no creativity, and no entertainment." These types of people are near the bottom in terms of YouTube, like shit skid that's crusted onto the toilet bowl. These types of YouTubers also exploit children for ad revenue, hold fake giveaways, and flex on their fans. They also tend to have lots of small dick energy.
"Who's your favorite douchetuber?"
"It's hard to pick a favorite since they're all the same"
douchetuber by sjl057 May 12, 2019

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.
Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?
douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013
One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.
Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.
Douchist by Ben, Alex, and Terrance January 24, 2008
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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