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douchiecanoe

a person who has surpassed the douche standard by a huge amount. they have went so far that you have to get in a canoe and paddle many miles to the place that they have gone.

this level of douchieness has gone farther than any amount of money that you can put in the douche jar.
oh my gosh Jackson is SUCH a douchiecanoe, he stole my girlfriend and slept with my mom in the SAME day.
by douchiecanoe August 16, 2016
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Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
by BounceTigger May 6, 2013
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Douchecano

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano
by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011
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douchecanoe

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.
Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.
by donkitat November 2, 2010
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Douchecanoe

when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches
Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe
by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 20, 2010
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douchecanoe

the highest leavel of doucheny
paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever
by no-name-name October 1, 2006
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Douchcanoe

Someone who is so much of a douchebag that the pressure built up inside of them releases. Spewing from the mouth, in a thread of molten douche.
Dont be a lard slop DOUCHECANOE.
Everyone hates you because you are a douchcanoe.
by DJHUF April 18, 2008
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