douchecanoe

A person that is so douchey, said douchey-ness travels cross bodies of water.
Check out that douchecanoe... I bet they can see his Ed Hardy shorts from hawaii.
by donkitat November 02, 2010
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the highest leavel of doucheny
paul has gotta be the biggest douchecanoe ever
by no-name-name October 01, 2006
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it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.
“omg he’s such a douchecanoe for cheating on you
by bischtiddies February 24, 2019
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Douchecanoe (n) -

1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.

2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."

2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012
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First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.
by Palionu June 23, 2019
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hey have you seen douchecanoe today?" "yeah, adam is over there
by eitak yalbmert October 04, 2010
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A grossly over-sized pickup truck that ordinarily would have no Earthly business outside of the military. Traditionally these are equipped with a lift kit, the most awful ugly wheels known to man (usually painted black,) over-sized tires and an extremely loud or annoying exhaust system that's completely not performance enhancing to any degree. In many cases, there are stickers of brands or interest that adorn the back window that include, but are not limited to, Browning, US Marine Corps, The Bone Collector, Dodge Ram, Monster, No Fear, Fox or Oakley. Typically driven by someone who exhibits one or more conditions that include Napoleon complex, poser syndrome, or anything that is characteristic of someone who is compensating for another shortcoming.
"While I was driving to work, this jerk in his douchecanoe almost ran me off the road. That guy is so cool."
by kish2554 March 22, 2014
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