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Douchicane 

An individual who is a douchebag far beyond the conventional meaning. To the extent that his/her. personality resembles a swirling vortex of douche. Often arrogant and/or oblivious their effect on others, douchicanes often launch into self-righteous tirades that can be classified by "Category" much like a hurricane. Douchicanes are often despised individuals who cause trouble and never take blame for it. They also delight in finding fault in others. Any given social group can only take one douchicane at a time without imploding on itself. Like a hurricane, precautions include rapid evacuation from the area and the creative use of hammer, nails, and plywood.
1. Wow, that Park Ranger is really being a douchicane!

2. Oh Lord, the douchicane is drunk, looks like he's going to go CAT 4.

3. I can't believe that guy let his dog puke on my rug; what a douchicane.
Douchicane by ColoradoCrotalus January 18, 2010
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Douchician 

\doosh-ish-en\ n.

An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.

Common Characteristics of Douchicians:

- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless

Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:

1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?

Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.

Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.

Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.

Perfect Example of a Douchician:

Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
Douchician by TitsMagee10249 November 22, 2010

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
Douchecanoe by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

douchecadet 

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.
I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.
douchecadet by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

douchiner 

This is a person who tends to whine and complain no matter what the circumstances are. Whiner just doesn't do this person justice, either does douche.
Man, I hated when I was unemployed. Working sucks too though. I don't wanna go into work. I don't feel so good. I don't wanna go to the doctor though. I really, really feel bad. I think it's official, I am a douchiner.
douchiner by V Juice July 2, 2009

Douchiano 

a boss who thinks he's pretty legit, but really isn't.
new co-worker: Man, that guy seems great to work for the way he looks like Johnny Depp and wears sleeveless t-shirts.
worker: No way. He yells a lot and makes us cry.

new co-worker: Thanks for the heads up. What a Douchiano.
Douchiano by KSTA August 24, 2018

Douchecano 

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano