benger

A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter

1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.

by Marillionfan June 28, 2011

benger

Benger/Beng

Used to replace food or drink name when looking forward to consuming said food/drink.

1. Anyone want a cup of benger?
2. I could do with a chip benger.

by Jay C June 2, 2004

Benger

Benger can be used in many different contexts, it is a small village in wiltshire which nobody likes called sutton benger. Benger can be used instead of a swear word.

Oh for Benger sake
I need to take a benger
Benger off

by TJHTJHTJH May 18, 2010

benger

someone who sells insurance to long lost acquaintance

i’m afraid that he might benger me

by nvmwholelotdrop December 5, 2022

Banger phone

Jamaican slang
A cheap phone that cannot access the internet. Or use apps like whatsapp etc.

Some say, it's still good to have a banger phone, even if you have a smartphone.

Digicel just released some new bangers 'pon the market.

by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019

Bite my Banger

An alternative request to suck my dick

Friend 1 - Hey, it must be your turn to get the beers in?

Friend 2 - Bite my Banger

by blurtworth January 5, 2011

J-Banger

J Banger is the best, he is our dearest leader. Everywhere J Banger goes we have to kneel so he doesn't j bang bang us.

A shrine has been dedicated to him, www jbanger . com

All hail dear leader J-Banger! The supreme overlord.

by J-Banger's Homies November 21, 2018