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A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter
1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.
benger by Marillionfan June 28, 2011
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Benger/Beng

Used to replace food or drink name when looking forward to consuming said food/drink.
1. Anyone want a cup of benger?
2. I could do with a chip benger.
benger by Jay C June 2, 2004
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Benger can be used in many different contexts, it is a small village in wiltshire which nobody likes called sutton benger. Benger can be used instead of a swear word.
Oh for Benger sake
I need to take a benger
Benger off
Benger by TJHTJHTJH May 18, 2010
someone who sells insurance to long lost acquaintance
i’m afraid that he might benger me
benger by nvmwholelotdrop December 5, 2022

Banger phone 

Jamaican slang
A cheap phone that cannot access the internet. Or use apps like whatsapp etc.
Some say, it's still good to have a banger phone, even if you have a smartphone.

Digicel just released some new bangers 'pon the market.
Banger phone by Tropical Rythms October 11, 2019

Bite my Banger 

Friend 1 - Hey, it must be your turn to get the beers in?

Friend 2 - Bite my Banger
Bite my Banger by blurtworth January 5, 2011
J Banger is the best, he is our dearest leader. Everywhere J Banger goes we have to kneel so he doesn't j bang bang us.

A shrine has been dedicated to him, www jbanger . com
All hail dear leader J-Banger! The supreme overlord.
J-Banger by J-Banger's Homies November 21, 2018
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