douchewanker
douchewanker by the lord king February 22, 2011
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douchewasher
douchewasher by Telephony September 7, 2013
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DoucheLander
DoucheLander by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009
Douchebanger
A douchebanger is a girl who repeatedly has sex or hooks up with complete douchebags. She may be slightly aware or completely in denial. She does it on a regular basis, and has not been well exposed to other types of men... normal guys who have manners, normal taste in clothing, and know how to treat a lady
"Wow she's such a douchebanger, I can't believe she's going home with that douche-sack." Girls who usually have low sel-esteem or think they know what is "cool" sleep with douchebags. Therefore, she is a douchebanger.
Douchebanger by Kitty Ellen March 22, 2009
douchebanker
Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.
Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.
douchebanker by Andy565 July 1, 2007
Douchebanger
Some one who is a fuck up, slow, retarded, or screws others over. All derogatory words fit this word.
Douchebanger by MisterTim December 10, 2009
Douchewater
Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.
Douchewater by austen p August 20, 2006
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