douchepacker

1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.

Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."

by phreakdb January 23, 2008

douchecockery

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

by papaelozo January 21, 2011

douchefucker

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

douchefuckery

an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well

'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'

by douchefucker January 22, 2009

douche packer

a person who packs douches.

stfu you douche packer, or im gunna punch you in the weiner

by K-Riggyy May 17, 2008

douchebanker

Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.

Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.

by Andy565 July 1, 2007

Douchebachery

An action that only a very large douchebag would perform.

Jessie, I'm so tired fo your douchebachery!

by Brivan December 9, 2008