Bateman

While doing her doggy you find a mirror in the room in which you can see yourself. Put a nasty porn look on youre face and flex youre muscles, just before you smack her ass to make her feel more like a cheap whore:)
Man just before I gave her the amazing double cum i pulled a bateman on her.. beyond her embarresment, i could see she loved it.
by Geej May 16, 2005
Get the Bateman mug.

Bateman

This is a verb used to describe the action of getting wasted, blowing a whistle and then pulling a random. This can gain respect but often involves getting a hangover and sleeping with a girl looking slightly like a mishapen horse
Oh I can't believe you were batemaning last night!
by Alex1234567 July 23, 2006
Get the Bateman mug.

Bateman

A formal name for a batty boy or a batty man.

Usually used for jokes, such as filling in forms.

Taken from the Latin Batemonus, meaning Incompetent/lack of effort, It has come to mean a general slob who commits himself to a job but then never follows through.
E.G. Person 1 "My coach is a right Bateman!"
Person 2 : "For show! he doesn't even watch your matches, or whatever?!"
by Lytollismeister January 23, 2011
Get the Bateman mug.

Bateman

When ever a kid acts retarded and that kid front flips. A Bateman is a juul finatic and always needs pods. Bateman will wrestle you. He says he won’t talk to a kid. Ex Preston, but you damn well he lying. Yeah what you bateman!
by New Cumberland February 12, 2018
Get the Bateman mug.

Bateman

Bateman (bate-man): To endlessly party with no concern for ones well being or financial future.
Dude, when I bateman I get 50 no's and a yes, and that's a yes!
by PartyForever September 25, 2010
Get the Bateman mug.

Bateman

Batmans retarded cousin. Bateman using his bate-a-rang to catch fish.
sweet throw bateman. Catch them fishes
by Roncoco August 24, 2017
Get the Bateman mug.

The Bateman

When you point and admire yourself in the mirror while you are having sex. A reference to what Patrick Bateman played by Christian Bale did a scene from the movie American Psycho.
Last night i pulled The Bateman when i was having sex with my girlfriend
by Steve Led February 14, 2011
Get the The Bateman mug.