douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.

Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!

by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004

douchepick

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.

Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!

by OSUrulz August 20, 2007

doucherie

act committed by a douche bag

did you see that guy just cut me off?!

yea, he committed a doucherie

by sunshine2010 February 4, 2010

douche pipe

The plastic extention the connects to the douche tube, for smoother penatration into the Vagina (pussy).

Girl #1: "Can I borrow your douche pipe?"
Girl #2: "Yeah, but be sure to give it back before the end of the month"

by Cockzilla October 9, 2005

douchepiece

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

Doucheciple

A collective gathering of morons around a common douchebag.

Dan and his doucheciples are walking somewhere around here.

by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015

douchepine

(doosha-pahyn)
A douchebag who applies excessive amounts of gel in order to spike his hair.

Matt thought that spiking his hair would give him a better chance of picking up ladies at the party, but he ended up looking like a douchepine.

by themilkmantrink August 7, 2011