L'eau de (cologne) doucherie (douche
bag + random French word cherie)
Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any
time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight,
bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww...
OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"