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Douche-Wipe 

When the word Douche just isn't enough to insult someone, one may attatch the suffix-word, wipe. This adds a more douche-esque and profound element to the insult itself. This may confuse the person you insult, but it would be a douchey thing to do to explain this whole thing to them afterwards
Guy: Shut up you fxckin' Douche-wipe!

Guy #2: what did you just call me?
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douchy wipe 

The cool guy move used by douchebags to show how cool they are.
It is done with a thumb on the jaw with the pointer finger moving back and forth in a wiping motion back and forth under the mouth.
The Douchy
Friend 1:Hey which one is the guy that asked you out?

Friend 2: The guy in the wife beater nodding and giving us the douchy wipe.
douchy wipe by Jeep Terp November 18, 2009

douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.
Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!
douchepipe by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004

douchewipe 

A manwhore who can't keep his hands off of other girls and flirts with everything and anything with a vagina.
When Nathan and Melissa had a grope-fest on Nick's couch, we realized what a douchewipe Nathan really is
douchewipe by awkwardturtle6969 November 2, 2013

douchewipe 

anyone who attempts to steal your bike
Hey douchewipe! What the hell do you think you're doing, that's my bike!
douchewipe by aoine October 11, 2009

Doucheipel 

A person who strives all their life to be the highest form of a douche bag, but does not succeed. They follow the acts of other douche bags, thus making them a follower of douche baggery acts.
Dori: He couldn't be more of a douche bag.

Tammie: That's because he's a doucheipel.
Doucheipel by Musiclove420 July 7, 2011
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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