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douchepad 

Being one of the first iPad purchasers and carrying it around in public to show off.
Greg is such a douchepad. He carries that Apple tablet with him everywhere he goes.
douchepad by bonz9026 January 27, 2010
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douchefad 

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.
douchefad by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011

douchenado 

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.
The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.
douchenado by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people
Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan
doucheassery by pendergastastic September 6, 2010

douchecadet 

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.
I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.
douchecadet by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

Douchapalooza 

An informal gathering of 2 or more douchebags in a public forum such as in front a movie theater, at the bar of a TGI Fridays, or in the parking lot of the less favored Mall in town.
I'd love to get a drink, but I don't feel like wading through the douchapalooza at the bar.
Douchapalooza by MrsCockson July 30, 2009

douchearoo 

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.
Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo
douchearoo by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008
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