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douchefart

Some douchefarts are Starker, Marshall, Morgan, etc.
by Matt Mloshenshiter November 1, 2008
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douchefad

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.
by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011
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Douchefag

A douchebag who also happens to be a closet homosexual. See fratboy.
Brody: Bro, I went to this frat party last night and got SO FUCKED UP BRO. My ass hurts too for some reason but it was fun bro, you should have been there bro.

Tom: Did you know you're a douchefag?
by slamthevagina April 8, 2011
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douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.
Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo
by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008
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douchewart

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"
Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!
by Majicspleen June 16, 2010
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Douchearu

A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
excessive revving
installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club
I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.

That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.
by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018
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Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.
Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.
by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009
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