douchemart 

Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic

They didn't have the jeans I wanted at Wally World so I had to go to Douchemart to get them.

douchemart by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013

douchearoo 

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

douchearoo by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006

douchemare 

Noun:

1. A frightening or unpleasant dream brought on by over exposure to douchebaggery.

2. A terrifying or very unpleasant experience or prospect where douchebags are involved.

Did you see Criss Angel's Mindfreak. God that was terrible. I had douchemares for a week.

Hey you want to go to Sound Factory to see Louie DeVito? God no! That sounds like a total douchemare.

douchemare by manifestjoe December 19, 2011

douchewart 

Douchwart is the wart on man's penis. These warts usually appear after or when the man is being a douche. Douchwarts are very painful and have to be chemically removed. Sometimes a man who is being an asshole can be reffered to as a "douchewart"

Man: Bitch make me a sandwhich!

Woman: Wow, you are such a douchewart!

douchewart by Majicspleen June 16, 2010

Douchearu

A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
•excessive revving
•installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
•Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club

I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.

That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.

Douchearu by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018