douchemart

Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic

They didn't have the jeans I wanted at Wally World so I had to go to Douchemart to get them.

by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013