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Douchearu

A douchey Subaru owner. Actions of a douchearu include but are not limited to:
excessive revving
installing an aftermarket BOV on a stock turbo WRX
Installing a rumble exhaust, roof rack, and/or tire lettering
•Not allowing you to pass them when you're literally trying to just get around them to take an exit or whatever and they think you're racing
•Hot boxing their Vapes in their Subaru
•Joining a Subaru club
I missed my exit because I got blocked by a Subaru. He thought I was racing him. What a douchearu.

That fuckin douchearu keeps revving at the stop light. Your wrx is stock, shut up.
by SpyderLyfe July 22, 2018
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douchetruck

A truck driven by a douchebag, typically American-made, often embellished with extra lights, large grills, custom hubcaps, truck nuts, etc. A douchetruck is always unnecessarily large and jacked-up, and the worst offenders also have loud diesel engines. Douchetruck owners partake freely in douchetruckery, and are often seen the common douche uniform of Ed Hardy.
Some SUV models have "Eddie Bauer Editions." Douchetrucks are the "Ed Hardy Edition" of pickup trucks.
by Auntie Douchery September 4, 2011
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doucheassery

an act or acts of jackassery committed by completely douchey people
Tom is up to his usual doucheassery by wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and claiming to be a UFC fan
by pendergastastic September 6, 2010
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Douchebauchery

The 9am-on-a-Tuesday-beer-pong drunken idiocy that frat life and 25-year-old narcissists create. See also tucker max
Oh great, it's 2am, and people are stumbling out of bars in a haze and polluting the streets with their douchebauchery.
by Trigjedi January 13, 2009
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douchearoo

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.
Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo
by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008
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douchbauchery

Come on man, stop this douchbauchery already, you've been being a dick all damn night.
by HoboMiracleMan1 August 7, 2009
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douchebagurelle

A unit of measure that describes a level of douchebaggery, based on how many people that a person, or person's action offends, or how many people dislike someone in general.

One offended person is equal to 1 douchebagurelle, however one person who dislikes the offender is equal to 5 douchebagurelles. The amount of douchebaggery that is being measured in douchebagurelles in also unaffected by the amount of friends that the perpetrator has, though if someone stops disliking someone, 5 douchebagurelles are lost. Douchebagurelles also decay at the rate of one per week, also expressed as 1Dbl/Wk.
Assuming that my measurements are correct, the idiot that got drunk and punched you at the party currently possesses 145 douchebagurelles for that incident alone.
by Dictionarial August 16, 2009
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