douchechair

A douchebag who is also confined to a wheelchair.

Bobby is such a douchechair, I hate him so much.

by PippaPippy August 27, 2012

Douchehair

a short mo-hawk that is spiked up in the middle of your head to form a triangle, causing you to look doucheilous

Person 1: Like my mo-hawk?
Person 2: Its douchehair.

by Sean Doyle Jr. June 12, 2010

douchechill

A reflexive physical manifestation of the base emotional reaction that occurs when one encounters something they find decidedly offensive and/or insulting at either an instinctual or intellectual level.

Everytime I hear someone refer to the simple act of living life as "their journey," I get douchechills up and down my spine.

by Useyername October 28, 2009

douchechills

The feeling you get when something is so incredibly embarassing and/or retarded, you have to avoid making contact or avert your attention with it or else taking the risk of feeling like a total loser-douche.

From some shitty teen movie, popularized by the latenight Washington Area radio show "The Hideout Featuring El Jefe and J Dubs"

by Offbeat December 1, 2004

Douchecarrot

A guy from the shore area of New Jersey with an orange tan and green hair.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just the resident douchebag.
Guy 1: You mean douchecarrot?
Douchecarrot: Bitch, I get so much pussy you have a small dick!
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure girls masturbate with you all the time, Mr. Carrot.

by EggtasticTaco June 16, 2011

douchechill

Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in "Arrested Development", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.

Wow, Lucas is being a real douchechill.

by tncunnin April 14, 2005

douchechill

A person who shits their pants

shitzemzs, AKA Josh ? Markwell a douchechill

by Bobbo numba two April 16, 2009