Definitions by Offbeat

cuntle 

The name given to the amount of times one's vision is multiplied when extremely drunk.

"I'm seeing double mate" "Fuck that I'm seeing cuntle!"

cuntle by Offbeat May 13, 2005

douchechills 

The feeling you get when something is so incredibly embarassing and/or retarded, you have to avoid making contact or avert your attention with it or else taking the risk of feeling like a total loser-douche.

From some shitty teen movie, popularized by the latenight Washington Area radio show "The Hideout Featuring El Jefe and J Dubs"

douchechills by Offbeat December 1, 2004

Armitage 

Abbreviation of "Armitage Shanks" (popular brand of bathroom appliance including showers) meaning: to have a shower and a wank.

Theres no privacy, I had to have an armitage mate.

Armitage by Offbeat July 29, 2004

Daddy Stool 

Meaning to have a shit, derived from the song "Daddy Cool". Usually accompanied by a rendition of the song with altered lyrics.

I need a Daddy Stool... "Daddy - Daddy Stool!"

Daddy Stool by Offbeat July 29, 2004

Pike 

A. To throw up

B. To refrain from participation

A. "He's had 10 pints i think he's gonna pike!"

B. "Don't stay at home you piker, come out!"

Pike by Offbeat October 25, 2003