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douchechills 

The feeling you get when something is so incredibly embarassing and/or retarded, you have to avoid making contact or avert your attention with it or else taking the risk of feeling like a total loser-douche.
From some shitty teen movie, popularized by the latenight Washington Area radio show "The Hideout Featuring El Jefe and J Dubs"
douchechills by Offbeat December 1, 2004
Words you can keep

douche chills 

An overwhelming feeling of uncomfortable embarrassment brought on by watching someone make a fool of himself.
I got douche chills watching someone completely bomb making unfunny/inappropriate jokes in front of crowd.
douche chills by A. Mayer August 31, 2006

douche chills 

The feeling of nausea one is overcome by, when witnessing a completely embarrasing situation.
Watching Facts of Life gave me major douche chills.
douche chills by Smegma April 1, 2004

douche chills 

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.
e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.

douchechill 

A reflexive physical manifestation of the base emotional reaction that occurs when one encounters something they find decidedly offensive and/or insulting at either an instinctual or intellectual level.
Everytime I hear someone refer to the simple act of living life as "their journey," I get douchechills up and down my spine.
douchechill by Useyername October 28, 2009

douche chills 

Originally from the Howard Stern Show in the 1980s, when Robin described friends of hers experiencing a shiver while cleansing their vaginal palette. Howard generalized this to mean a kind of overload of the senses. This first episode was re-aired on the "History of Howard Stern" broadcast during the last week of 2008.
Hearing someone else get credit for that term just gives me douche chills
douche chills by Fa Fa Flo Li January 8, 2009

Douche Chills 

a shooting spine tingling chill felt throughout the entire body brought on by a awkward, embarrassing or uncomfortable moment...This can be either self inflicted by embarrassing the shit out of yourself in a public setting or secondary to witnessing someone else doing something corny, douchie or creepy...douche chills only last for a short time but are very scary...the harvard medical journal did a study on douche chills and concluded as little as ONE episode of douche chills inflicted on someone by another is known to end personal friendships or relationships...so try not to be a douche bag or make a ass out of yourself...
"everytime that kid opens his friggin mouth he gives me douche chillssss"
Douche Chills by johnny bisquick November 12, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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