douche tilt

To tilt ones head up in a photo like a douche bag.

"Wow Mike Lieberman is rocking the douche tilt pretty hard in that selfie." (Also using the word "selfie" usually means you're a douche bag.)

douche tilt by Mr. Perfect1 January 11, 2014

Douchetit 

A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.

Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

Douchetit by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008

douchetitanic 

The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).

John Bolton said Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. What a douchetitanic!

douchetitanic by fem_progress December 20, 2012

douchefilter 

A method to block douchebags from communicating with you.

I applied the douchefilter to my phone, now the ex wife can't call me.

douchefilter by Loags December 9, 2010

douchetits 

Female expendibility of epic proportions.

Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!

douchetits by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008

douchetitt 

When someones being retarded and annoying

Shut the fuck up bob your an annoying ass douchetitt

douchetitt by Pettywright February 3, 2017

DoucheTitty

DoucheTitty is a man who constantly spends his free hours on iFunny to try and get coochie. He claims he is hilarious, but in fact, he uses old memes for a cheap laugh. He has an undeclared love for ecoochie, but swears he’s against it. Also Nutalie has a huge crush on him

A: Did you see DoucheTitty?
B: Yeah he’s such a cancer and not hilarious man.

DoucheTitty by ummmmmmmmsure February 2, 2019