douchetits 

Female expendibility of epic proportions.

Tom: Did you see that girl?!
Joe: Yeah! That's douchetits!

douchetits by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008

Douchetastrophe 

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.

Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.

Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019

Douchette 

Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.

Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.

Douchette by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009

douchebitchery 

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).

Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.

douchebitchery by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

Douchetit 

A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.

Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

Douchetit by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008

Douchette 

The female version of a douchebag.

That chick from the Jersey Shore is such a douchette.

Douchette by Lp123 June 7, 2011

Urban douchetionary 

The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends

1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him

2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her

'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'

Urban douchetionary by Papa-G November 20, 2009