Female expendibility of epic proportions.
by Argy Blarkenshnarkle May 24, 2008
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Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019
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Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009
Get the Douchette mug.Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.
by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011
Get the douchebitchery mug.A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.
Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008
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Get the Douchette mug.The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends
1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him
2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her
'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'
2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her
'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'
by Papa-G November 20, 2009
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