douchefilter

A method to block douchebags from communicating with you.

I applied the douchefilter to my phone, now the ex wife can't call me.

by Loags December 9, 2010

douchekittery

To take part in an act seen as lame or stupid.

"That's too much douchekittery for me."

by LauraBo May 15, 2009

douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.

John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!

by suomynonamai July 7, 2011

douchewilder

the highest level of douchebaggery, directly above douchenozzle

Joe: he fucked my girlfriend then nutted all over the back seat of my car!
Kevin: man, that was a real douchewilder move

by hong kong phooey #1 super guy April 21, 2010

douchefritter

A gay douchebag.

douche fag: oh. my. gawd. you are like so ugly!
harry: shut up douchefritter

by kurtgermanfacelicker September 10, 2012