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douche-tit

A term, devired from the words douche or douchebag and tit, that is employed, wether in jest or complete and utter seriousness, to refer to a person of lower intelligence or general stupidity and/or someone who invokes such a name upon themselves by their offensively idiotic behavior and acts of douchebaggery. When mentioned, this person generally brings to mind the personifications of a boob and/or douchebag.
John: My Roommate got really drunk last night and puked all over my bed and then took a crap on my physics book!
Dan: What a douche-tit!
by dbindschedler June 11, 2006
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douche-tit

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)
The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!

Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!

What a douche-tit!
by Michael Antkowiak July 26, 2008
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Douche-Titan

Douche-Titan: An individual, male or female that exudes above average douche-bag qualities.
Person A – Did you hear about that guy that pooped in B’s litter box after her Halloween party?

Person B - Yeah, what a douche-titan!
by Shantytown January 28, 2010
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douche tits

by aakasd420 December 10, 2010
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douche tits

when someones tits smells of vinegar
by j-remy December 6, 2007
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douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.
" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."
by tomowlss January 10, 2014
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duche tits

Someone who is undoubtedly a total duche bag and on top of that constantly wines and bitches like a little girl with sand in her vagina.
Duche Tits: A beer bellied political science major who's idea of a good time involves a few rounds of Halo followed by a good wanking to some barnyard porn. This individual typically lives in a dark smelly apartment and rarely sees the light of day. Most people despise this individual because he/she never has anything positive or interesting to say and is typically nausiating to even look at.
by Matt McMielke December 22, 2007
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