douche tank
douche tank by mrELsenor February 20, 2011
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Douche Tanker
1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!
Douche Tanker by DakotaJay March 14, 2008
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douche tanker
A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.
douche tanker by melloki76 March 13, 2009
Douche Tanker
Douche Tanker by LeanSay August 10, 2009
douchebank
A male who expresses his feelings in closed quarters through poetry, crying, and the like, but in social situations must act like a manly man in order not to become ostracized.
Chris: I'll pwn your ass (the group laughs)
Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?
(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?
(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
douchebank by Kevin M from Southie February 27, 2007
douchebanker
Species indigenous to New York City nightlife. Usually, he is (always a he) unmarried with oodles of disposable income, which he spends on expensive bottles in order to attract golddiggers.
Patrick Bateman is a douchebanker.
douchebanker by Andy565 July 1, 2007
douchetante
A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.
douchetante by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011
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