by Kummer36 August 6, 2011
Get the Canoemug. An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.
"What is that on the horizon?"
"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
by PitchJoe October 18, 2011
Get the Canoemug. Any person of the female distinction that is rated by her male (or lesbian) conterparts as a 7 or over on her visual apperence. This term is usually issued by a man before a 'canoe' passes to inform his male comrades of the upcoming presence of a sexually appealing woman.
by Kmando January 2, 2016
Get the Canoemug. by ThatguyP November 14, 2019
Get the Canoemug. Another word for a black person.
It has been kept secret from the "negro community" since the meaning was established in 1984.
It has been kept secret from the "negro community" since the meaning was established in 1984.
by JollyRogers June 18, 2008
Get the Canoemug. ‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!
by BoBoBrazil October 4, 2018
Get the Canoeingmug. When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!
Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006
Get the canoeingmug.