Canoe

The ship that all Kurt/Sam shippers are a part of. Ajjizom on tumblr thought it up, and it stuck.
klainer: Are you a part of the supermegafoxyawesomehot klaine train?

Kummer: Nope, I'm in the canoe.
by Kummer36 August 06, 2011
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Canoe

An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.
"What is that on the horizon?"

"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."
by PitchJoe October 18, 2011
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Canoe

Any person of the female distinction that is rated by her male (or lesbian) conterparts as a 7 or over on her visual apperence. This term is usually issued by a man before a 'canoe' passes to inform his male comrades of the upcoming presence of a sexually appealing woman.
...Hot girl approaches...
Man: "Canoe"
...Other men scramble to locate the canoe...
by Kmando November 02, 2015
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Canoe

The big reward or ultimate goal you are trying to achieve.
I don’t care about the clout. I’m just after the canoe.
by ThatguyP November 15, 2019
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Canoe

Another word for a black person.
It has been kept secret from the "negro community" since the meaning was established in 1984.
Yo man those canoes are bringing down this community.
by JollyRogers June 18, 2008
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Canoeing

‘Canoeing’ (the practice of firing bullets into an enemy combatant’s head - alive or dead - in a ‘V’ pattern intended to turn the top of the cranium into a hollowed-out canoe) is considered a war crime because it amounts to desecration of the bodies of enemies, which is prohibited by The Hague and Geneva Conventions.
As the bodies were thrown in the mass grave soldiers began canoeing their skulls with fire from their machine guns in the shape of a "V"!
by BoBoBrazil October 04, 2018
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canoeing

When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006
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