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Douchecanoe
It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
Douchecanoe by BounceTigger May 6, 2013
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douchemonk
A word describing a person that is exceptionally douche-y. In fact they are so douche-y that it is likely that they moved to a douche monastery for three or more years to study the lifestyle and art of douchebaggery, thus making them a douchemonk.
douchemonk by johnhoo.com December 4, 2014
Douchebangable
One who is extremely sexy but also a douchebag. you do not want to have any relations with this person because of their douchebaggery. you just want to bang them
Alex: Dayummmm he's sexy
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
Nikki: Yeah he's a douche though
Taylor: He's douchebangable
Michelle:*nods*
Douchebangable by Trickynikkki28 June 2, 2012
douchesack
douchesack by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008
Douchecano
From Douche and Volcano.
A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano
Douchecano by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011
douchebaksh
The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.
1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?
John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh
John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh
douchebaksh by LVB3 March 12, 2011