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A male who expresses his feelings in closed quarters through poetry, crying, and the like, but in social situations must act like a manly man in order not to become ostracized.
Chris: I'll pwn your ass (the group laughs)

Jon Ray: Don't you have any cock sucking to do you dirty douchebank?

(Later that night Chris will reflect on this situation and express his feeling artistically, whether it would be in the shape of a poem or writing a song)
by Kevin M from Southie February 26, 2007
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Anyone stupid enough to pronounce the Dutsche Bank the same way you pronounce the feminine product.
Co-worker: So in this form here you write Douche Bank.

Superior co-worker: You mean "Deutsche" bank?

Co-worker: Oh yeah .. whatever

Superior co-worker: What a douche bank
by AvidCyn August 18, 2008
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