douchetanium

a material that is composed of pure douchiness.

Man, they really spared no expense on the douchetanium used to make this product.

That guy's hair looks like it is made out of pure douchetanium.

douchetanium by trout9000 May 31, 2010

Douchanium

The element in which all douche bags, bros, Guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh Tap Out shirts, Nattie Ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to Douchanium may cause “Douchanium poisoning”.

You: “Coming to Buffalo Wild Wing’s was nice, but man I feel weird. I’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”

Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”

Douchanium by pants are optional July 24, 2010

douchetronium bomb 

1. a weapon of mass douching; everyone is killed but ground zero is spring fresh.
2. an act of such great douchery that a mass number of people are affected.

dude, don't be such a douchetronium bomb.

douchetronium bomb by unclfrank July 9, 2010