douchetante 

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.

That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore

douchetante by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011

Douchetastrophe 

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.

Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.

Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019

Douchette 

Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.

Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.

Douchette by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

Douchecanoe by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

Douchebagnterry

Definition When someone is permanently angry and mad over every little thing

Negative

Douchebagnterry makes you negative about everything even if it’s positive

Douchebagnterry by Dr. Bob November 4, 2019

douchemate

An imbecile, or douche, that works in the same office as you.

My douchemate just spilled his soup all over his keyboard.

douchemate by aeamek July 6, 2006

DoucheLander 

The Ultimate Douche bag. There can be only One.

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.

DoucheLander by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009